Exciting developments on the campaign trail. We are used to seeing candidates chatting comfortably inside private jets. Not Hilton, he's taken to the environmentally friendly cardboard Chinook where he's demonstrated a definite agility. You won't find Hilton hovering. He'll be deep in the grass and muck, unlike other lightweights with their inflight socks and noses pressed against the window.
Hilton has also thoughtfully provided "soothing" music to get Americans out of their SUV's with the musical aide of Joe Strummer and the creative input of Snoopy's tummy. He'd like to thank the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm for providing such a divine source of inspiration for the campaign.
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