Hilton the philosophical horse's main dude

Transparent as ever with his voters Hilton is not leaving you guessing. It's true that a number of folks in the racing world have profoundly influenced and exhausted Hilton, but there's one man who he holds dearest and who gives him the strength to rise each morning from the straw. The late and great Mr. Joe Strummer. It's time for a president whose main references are punk and puddles. Hilton the philosophical horse had decreed that upon election he will instigate a new vision for America called therapy with Joe. Residents will be encouraged to listen to Joe's music for the betterment of the nation and to counteract some of the impulse control problems created by the present government.

Here's the confession and following it an apt message from the main dude himself that certainly mimics the atmosphere in Hilton's campaign office each day.